This is my weekend “Just For Fun” post. Laughter is such a great way to lift our spirits and brighten our perspective. I hope it makes you laugh out loud and contributes a tiny dose of joy to your day.
LAUGH AT – ONLY IN AMERICA DO…
* Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
* People order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
* Banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
* We leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
* We buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
* We use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.
*They have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER…
* Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
* Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
* Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
* Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
* Why is it that doctors call what they do ’practice’?
* Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
* Why is the man who invests all your money called a ‘broker’?
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
* Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
* Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
* You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
* Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
* Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
* If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
* If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Have a great weekend everyone!
